gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

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meganhannaman:
how about you not call people crackers. Care if i call you a nigger? it's the same concept. Bye

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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